Bulgiest President

Artist: quimarello (SA)Fun Facts: William Howard Taft weighed over 300 pounds. He's also the last US president to sport facial hair while in office. With a bitchin' stache like that, I don't blame his successors for not trying to compete.

Tippled Aide

Artist: False Noses (SA)"Mishter Shmith... *hic* it'sh time fer...yer colonoshcopy...*hic*"

Sparse Slice

Artist: Quacks Duckington (SA)

Cornucopia III: This Time It's Personal

Artist: Arugula (SA)
One of many failed anti-terrorism plans of the Bush administration.
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Just in time for father's day...

Artist: Carl the Shivan (SA)

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The Horror

This summer...

Artist credit: I Greyhound (SA)
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Worst Store Ever

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This must be where corporations shop when they have a "surplus".

Trooper Wine

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I'm sure someone with bigger nerd-cred than me will point out the logistics of Tattooine vineyards.

Robots South

One from yours truly:Before you get all offended over stereotypes, you should know that BanjoTank is only *programmed* to be racist.

Crease Not.

As always, click for larger pics.

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Muck Sweet Muck

Today's submissions all come from Helvete (SA):

Squid Only

Artist credit: Yeah Obviously (SA)

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Don't worry, poor octopus, that club is racist anyway. Though I hear the calamari is excellent.

Cornucopia II: Revenge of the Grab-Bag

Many of these are NSFW, or may cause some kind of rage-fueled aneurysm if you're an oversensitive wuss. The claims and views expressed herein are not necessarily blah blah blah legalspeak blah. Habeus corpus.

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Merely the first of a number of Hitler-themed pictures.
Artist credit: Chinaski (SA)
With proof!
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Ooh, look, we've got a Diablo Cody critic. And another poop joke.Artist credit: Howmuch (SA)
Thanks, I really wanted to imagine Dennis Franz naked today.
Artist credit: Bloody Penguin (SA)
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I guarantee this is a fetish site somewhere.
My guess is Germany, lovers of both cars and weirdo sex.
Artist credit: Captain Failcon (SA)
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Make sure you catch his newest film,
'E.T.E.T.E.T.E.T.E.T.'
Artist credit: UnL337 (SA)

Trebled In

This is easily one of my favorite submissions yet.

Artist credit: Fors Yard (SA)

A good mnemonic device to remember this picture:
Encroaching G-clefs Berating Dapper Fellow

1921 Broad

Artist credit: Carl the Shivan (SA)

I believe we call them "chicks" now.

Decisions, decisions...

Credit: ME!

Arguably the most common dilemma among "bros".
What would Responsibility Scallop do?

"I would study hard and ace the test.
You don't want a job flipping burgers, do you?"

You know, you're a real douche sometimes, Responsibility Scallop.